“No, seriously, it’s stuck in my hair.”
“How can it be—?”
“It’s just stuck, okay? I think one of your bananas got hooked. Try wiggling.”
“I am, but it’s like it’s glued on or something. What do you have in your hair?”
“Aqua Net, alright? If you must know, I used Aqua-Net in my hair this morning.”
“Why—?”
“Because I was in a hurry and it was all I could find, okay?”
“Still stuck. Try pulling harder.”
(pause)
“I can’t.”
“Well, why not?”
(pause)
“Because this isn’t my real hair.”